Rules to Women

REQUIRED READING FOR ALL MEN

The RULES

1. Women are the greatest treasures
2. You can NEVER own a woman, SHE owns YOU
3. Never make her mad
4. If the woman ain't happy, ain't nobody happy.
5. Never break up a girl, let her
6. Your job is to make her happy
7. The woman is always right
8. Women are better with directions
9. If you cheat her , you get what's coming.  (WARNING: Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned)
10. You take charge, she directs
11. Respect her boundaries
12. The woman you love is your life, don't throw her away
13. Care for and spoil her
14. Make her your morning and evening star
15. When you say I love you, mean it
16. The time you don't love her is the time she drifts away
17. REMEMBER HER BIRTHDAY!!
18. REMEMBER YOUR ANNIVERSARY 
19. REMEMBER VALENTINE'S DAY
20. Make Valentine's day her day
21. Give her your soul and don't hesitate
22. As long as you love her, you have hope
23. NEVER hit her
24. Love who she is and not who she could be (but if she changes, love her as much if not more)
25. Never let her go (not without a fight)
26. Love her on her good days and bad days
27. Make her a part of you
28. Be willing to die for her
29. Be hopelessly and wonderfully annoying
30. If you can do something for her, what are you reading this for? DO IT!
31. Give her the world and then some
32. Tell her you love her
33. Show her you love her
34. Be yourself with her
35. Make her know everything about you (but keep the good stuff out)
36. Always pay for the date
37. Comfort her when she needs you
38. Don't love her if she uses you (unless it's playful)
39. NEVER compare her to your mother
40. MAKE HER LAUGH
41. NEVER take advantage of her
42. NEVER move on too quickly
43. Don't spend too much time with her best friend, sister or enemy
44. Every girl is different
45. Be ready to love her forever
46. Love her quirks
47. NEVER insult her
48. Love what she loves (Maybe not everything, though)
49. Always be classy
50. Listen!!!
51. Fall for her everyday
52. Go out of your way to be romantic
53. Never assume
54. Always be ready to hug
55. Be a sweetheart
56. Do as she says
57. Surprise her
58. Give her what she wants and what she needs
59. Her happiness is your goal
60. NEVER LIE TO HER
61. Mess with her
62. Never get between her and her candy
63. She can kill you in more ways than you can imagine
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