CNN

HEY CNN HEY CNN HEY CNN HEY CNN
Remember that time you black-mailed that guy from reddit?
Too soon? Too late.
Wait is the word black-mail racist? If so, what word should we use? I dont know let me check thesaurus.com. One moment
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It says bribe, but that doesnt make any sense I'm not giving someone money to sway my decision.
Extortion, I mean I guess that works but I dont think it has the same ring. Oh well, racist or not it will be used #redfemale. I'm color and gender blind